Why dont crabs give to charity

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Love or hate dad jokes? Here are some of the best ones for you to enjoy or to make your friends cry.

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I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, "You." 

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Why was the big cat disqualified from the race?
Because it was a cheetah. 

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What time is it?
I don't know... it keeps changing. 

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Daughter: “How do I look, daddy?!”
Dad: “With your eyes, sweetheart.” 

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Me: Dad I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I’m dad. 

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What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y. 

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Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish. 

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Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have nobody to go with. 

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Its fine, he woke up. 

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Q: What did daddy spider say to baby spider?
A: You spend too much time on the web. 

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