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A U. S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California...The captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?" One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and replies, "We are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800s." The entire crew of the destroyer doubled-over in laughter. When the captain was finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?" The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!" If your rowing boat turns upside down, you can wear it as a hat..It's capsized. What's the Cuban national anthem?"Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."  A blonde saved enough money to buy a convertible.So she goes out for a drive into the country. Top down, music blaring, what people stereotypically do in convertibles. She gets to the middle of a field, and sees her friend, who is also blonde, rowing in a boat. In the middle of a field. She puts her car in park and steps out. What are you doing?! She yells. Can't you see I'm boating? Her friend replies. You're in the middle of a field! You can't row a boat in the middle of a field! It's blondes like you that make blondes like me look bad! I'd go out there and tell you off, but I don't know how to swim. A blonde was driving down the highway and noticed another blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a dirt fieldShe pulled over to the side of the road and yelled, It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! And continued, you're lucky I can't swim, or I'd come over there and kick your ass! A blonde is driving down the road when she spots another blonde in a row boat in the middle of a dirt field.She pulls over, jumps out of her car and screams You're the reason us blondes get a bad name! I should swim out there and kick your ass!! I had a row with my boss at lunchtimePerks of working near a boating lake A game warden sees an old man going out fishing alone and asks if he can go along.The old man relents and rows out to the middle of the lake. Then he opens his tackle box, pulls out a stick of dynamite, lights it and drops it into the lake. After it goes off the boat is surrounded with dead fish and the old guy starts scooping up the bodies. The warden is incensed and says 'That's illegal and a thousand dollar fine when we get to shore!' So the old guy pulls out another stick of dynamite, lights it and hands it to the warden saying.. 'You want to just talk all day or are you going to start fishing?' Time magazine just contracted me to row a boat for their next cover photo.I'm Time's new Row-man You can explore row row row your boat alden reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean row row row your boat atlantic dad jokes. There are also row row row your boat puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls. Two blondes were driving in a carThey observed another blonde rowing a boat out in the middle of a grassy field. They first blonde turned to the second and said "it's blondes like that that give us a bad name". "Yeah" said the second blonde, "and if I could swim, I'd go out there and drown her" The New York Times just contracted me to row a boat for a upcoming story.I'm the Times's new Row-man What do vaginas and row boats have in common?Both can't get anywhere without a few strokes Row row row your boatRoll roll roll your joint. Twist it at the end. Take a puff and that's enough. Now pass it to a friend. 2 Blondes drive past corn fieldThey see another blonde, in the middle of the field in a row boat, rowing away. A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling, "You dumb blonde bimbo! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!" [Unashamed Dad Joke] What do you call an android that was designed specifically to move a small wooden boat around?A row-bot. I looked up the results of a french rowing raceTurns out my favorite boat got sank. Blonde lady driving down a dirt road…When she sees another blonde woman in a row boat out in the middle of a cotton field. She slams on her brakes, fuming, and yells out to the lady in the boat HEY!! IT'S DUMB BLONE BIMBOS LIKE YOU THAT GIVE BLONDES LIKE ME A BAD REPUTATION!! AND IF I COULD SWIM, I'D COME KICK YOUR ASS!! The Blonde in the BoatA blonde was driving down a country road when she spotted another blonde sitting in a row boat in the middle of a corn field. Being miffed by the ridiculousness of this situation, she pulled her car over and proceeded to yell at the other blonde, You know, it's blondes like you that give blondes like me a bad name! If I could swim, I would come out there and beat you! What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?Row v. Wade What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?A row bot. I was in the middle of a lake in a canoe with my girl friend last week when suddenly the boat sprung a leak. We had to decide whether to try and get the boat back to shore or abandon ship.We had a real row v. wade debate that day. An Egyptian man was sailing down a riverWhen his boat started to leak. He kept on rowing further down the river, whilst more and more water started to pour in. The man ignored the problem and just continued to sail down the river. Eventually his boat was nearly fully submerged and it quickly started to sink. The man refused to come to terms with his situation and just kept trying to row down the river. He was in de Nile What do you call a potato in a boat?A Row-tato! Three women were trapped on an island.They needed to get across the water to the mainland. They came across a genie who said, "I will grant you ladies three wishes." The first woman said, "Turn me into a fish" and she swam across the water to the other island. The second woman said, "Give me a boat" and she rowed to the other side. The third woman said, "Turn me into a man" and she walked across the bridge. A magician and the parrotThere was a magician on a cruise ship. He started off having a good gig, until the captains parrot started spoiling the tricks after watching them over and over. One day the ship sinks. And the only two survivors are the magician and the parrot. After sitting in the row boat for a couple of days. The parrot asks "Alright. What did you do with the ship?" What do you call an android in a boat?Row bot. Russian Nursery RhymeRow row row your boat all the way to Vladivostok Life is eternal struggle towards an inevitable death Drink vodka till you sleep What did the little boat say to the yacht?Can I interest you in a little row-mance. What did one boat say to the other?Are you up for a little row-mance? Two penguins are rowing a boat in a vast desert of sand.Where's your oar? Asks one to the other. Sure do. The other reply's. A fisherman is sitting on a river bank. Suddenly, he hears somebody shout 'F*ck off!' in the distance.Ten minutes later he hears the same shout 'F*ck off!!!!!',
but a bit closer. The fisherman shrugs his shoulders having no idea of what's going on. What's a Cuban's favorite song?Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS Load More |
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