Cheesy pick up lines to make him laugh

Gone are the days when only men took the lead to ask for a date or propose. Today, women too prepare pickup lines for him. They don’t mind telling a man if they are interested in him. This is when pickup lines come in handy. You don’t know when you will need it. So, better be prepared with some funny yet captivating lines to charm him.

Besides helping you start the conversation, pickup lines can also show your fun side. A good laugh will help you start it on the right foot. We have listed 51 pickup lines in this article to help you manage such impulsive situations with great charm. Scroll down.

Best Pick-Up Lines To Get His Attention

Smooth Pick-Up Lines For Him

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1. Did your license get suspended for driving all girls crazy?

The guy will definitely blush and smile right away. It is a chic way to communicate that you are interested.

1. I am learning about important dates in history. Want to be one of them?

Well, it is a little straightforward. However, it is a brilliant idea to get things moving with the guy you have been crushing over for days.

1. Do you happen to have an extra heart? Mine seems to be stolen.

If the guy starts exploring his pockets, you have hit the bull’s eye. It may start a story worth telling your grandchildren.

1. Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.

This is so much more than a pick-up line. It can be your secret armor to judge if he is smart and on a similar wavelength as you.

1. Can I follow you where you are going right now? Because I was taught to follow my dreams.

Who does not like being called a dream, right? It may be too cheesy for some, but we say – go for it. Show your fun side.

1. Your eyes are like Ikea. I can get lost in them.

Gulp a drink if you would like some confidence. A compliment such as this one is definitely going to set off the conversation.

1. Something is wrong with my eyes because I cannot take them off you.

Does it sound like a bad joke? Do not worry because, sometimes, the worst cracks can get you the desired attention.

1. Somebody better call God because He is down an angel.

Here is a line that will work as well on a crush as on your steady boyfriend. Say this to your partner if you have not complimented them in a while. After all,

1. relationships are constant work.

Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
Nerd Alert! It is, by far, one of the best nerdy pick-up lines for him. It is ideal for a guy who is a die-hard fan of Star Wars and is looking for someone who is into it as well.

1. Was it love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?

Call us old-fashioned, but we still believe in love at first sight. Walk by the guy’s side if you are planning to hit on him with this line.

1. I seem to have lost my phone. Can I call from yours?

Too fast or too flirtatious? We say none. It does not matter when you get the number in the end. You get full marks for putting yourself out there.

Corny Pick-Up Lines For Him

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1. I hope you know CPR because you are taking my breath away!

Corny much? We are only getting started.

1. Do you want to smash the patriarchy with me?

This one is perfect for forward-thinking and open-minded people. It is cute and helps you gauge if he understands and supports the nuances of women empowerment.

1. Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?

If he snickers, you have cracked it. Sweet pick-up lines for him are like cheat codes, and we all know everything is fair in love and war.

1. Is your name Google? Because you are everything I have been searching for.

This line will help you cut to the chase and communicate that you are oh-so-interested.

1. Well, the universe just fulfilled my heart’s wishes. You are finally here!

This one cracked us up. We are sure it will warm things up between the two of you.

1. You mocha me crazy.

A perfect line for the boy who enjoys his cuppa. If you liked this coffee pun, we have another one coming up for you.

1. We should go out for coffee sometimes because I definitely like you a latte.

You have not only started a conversation but have also secured yourself a date. High-five!

1. Do you fish? Because you have me hooked.

And because you are quite a catch (wink wink!).

1. Are you made of grapes? Because you are as fine as wine.

As the wine gets better with age, this line works well for all age groups.

1. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!

Talking about your future does not mean you are getting ahead of yourself but only indicates some light-hearted flirting.

1. I am no mathematician, but we seem to have a pretty good equation.

An easy peasy way to get a smile, followed by the number.

1. I owe you a date if I am wrong. But dinosaurs still exist. Right?

You go, girl. Ignore the raised eyebrows and the rolling eyes.

Funny Pick-Up Lines For Him

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1.  Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?

Wordplay not just gets the right kind of attention but indicates what a smart girl you are.

1.  You must be a magician. Cause you make the world disappear as I look at you.

Corny much? But that is how you feel. Right?

1.  Was your dad a boxer? Because you are a knockout!

When the boy is a knockout, you do not want to mince your words.

1.  Is the sun too bright, or are you smiling at me?

If he did not smile at you before, you will get one now.

1. You are so handsome that you made me forget my pick-up line.

Did you forget your funny pick-up lines for him? Worry not, as it will work like a charm every single time.

1.  Oh, by the way, I am wearing that smile you gave me.

You can thank us later if you have never seen a boy blush this quickly before.

1. I was not always religious. But I am now because you are the answer to all my prayers.

The first line will pique the interest of your crush, and the second one will warm things up.

1. Hey, my name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?

Does it get any simpler to say that his vibes are in sync with yours? It is the perfect line to take things a notch up and convey your fondness of him.

1.  You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

There is nothing like humor to break the wall between two people. And when a conversation starts with laughter, you can rest assured that it will go the right way.

Flirty Pick-Up Lines For Him

1.  You owe me a drink. Dropped mine while checking you out!

It happens so many times. You are out with your friends in a bar. You cannot focus on them because a cute handsome boy in the corner has all your attention. With this line up your sleeves, you no longer have to think twice about what to say.

1.  If nothing lasts forever, can you be my nothing?

Well, this is the perfect line to tell your boyfriend that you are serious about the relationship and that you picture him in your future life.

1.  I am lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

This funny pick-up line almost always works. Try it out.

1.  Are you a blanket? Cause you make me all warm.

Send it to a boy you want to warm up a conversation with. Alternatively, text it to your boyfriend when you are apart. His heart will melt away instantly.

1.  Call me a thief cause I want to steal your heart.

Show your flirty side with this super-cheesy line. Nobody is going to judge you. We promise.

1. I would say God Bless you, but it looks like you are plenty blessed already.

If the boy blushes, he could be a keeper. If he laughs, he deserves a date. If he does not give any reaction, you may want to move on.

1.  Can I get a band-aid? Just scraped my knee falling for you

Give a pause between the two sentences and watch his worry give way to laughter.

1.  Are you a dictionary? Cause you are adding meaning to my life.

Save it for the first or the second date to convey that you are serious about the relationship and value his place in your life.

1.  Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Feeling those butterflies in your stomach? Do not worry. You have got this. And with this line, there is no way you will not get the attention you are seeking.

1. Do you have a map? Cause I am lost in your eyes.

This is sure to bring a smile to his face.

Cute Pick-Up Lines For Him

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1.  We are not socks, but I think we would make a great pair

This line is a nice break from routine. Say this to the boy you have only been ‘hanging’ with to take it to the next level.

1.  I was blinded by you. I am going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

Want an instant yet engaging opening line? Try this one!

1.  I did not know what I wanted in a man until I saw you.

Always trust a compliment as good as this one to build someone’s confidence and break the ice.

1.  Never playing hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find again.

When you are in a relationship, pick-up lines help to spruce things up. Do not believe us? Try it out with this line.

1.  Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. I have been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.

They say a smile is contagious. We are sure this line will bring one to your crush’s face as well.

1. You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.

A perfectly sweet and innocent line to warm up a conversation with the boy who has your eyes at a party.

1.  Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Say it to your long-time partner or to break the ice with a guy you just met at a gathering. Watch it work its magic every single time.

1.  Do not tell me if you want me to take you out. Just smile for yes, or do a backflip for no.

The best pick-up lines are clever, funny, and smart. This one checks all these boxes.

1.  Don’t you hate it when people try to use pick-up lines on you?

We saved the best one for the last. This line is unassuming, restrained, yet a clever one to get attention.

Infographic – Pickup Lines For Him

While you are at it, you must make sure that you are fully prepared because you cannot take your words back once they are out. So it is important that you know how to say a pickup line with confidence, without sounding cheesy. Check our infographic below for a few tips.

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Gone are the times when women waited around for their men to make the first move and ask them out. A witty and little cheesy pick-up line may just do the trick and make your guy swoon all over you. For instance, ‘Something is wrong with my eyes because I cannot take them off you,’ or ‘We should go out for coffee sometimes because I definitely like you a latte’ are good wordplays and will surely grab their attention. Something straightforward like, ‘Your smile has lit up the whole room, and I just had to come and say hello’ can be a good idea if you are a no-nonsense person.

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