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Several I can only barely remember...
"Ratatattat, what the heck was that?
M60 gunner stepping up to bat!
VC in the village, VC in the wire,
VC can't stand that grazing fire"
Or "Pinky"
o/ I've got a girl with a rubber head,
fill 'er up every night 'for I go to bed,
reach around back and turn her batteries on,
and I'm a humpin' and a bumpin' ALL night long...
P.... I.... N... K... Y...
Pinky is a kinky and so am I /o
I'm still in touch with the woman who liked to sing that one, I'll have to see if she remembers it :-)
One I do remember is "Three German Officers Crossed the Rhine"
Three German officers crossed the Rhine, taboo, taboo
Three German officers crossed the Rhine, taboo, taboo
Three Germany officers crossed the Rhine,
To see what the Hell they could find,
and they all said "Seig Heil!", tickle my ass, taboo
They came upon a wayside inn, taboo, taboo
They came upon a wayside inn, taboo, taboo
They came upon a wayside inn,
and kicked the fucking door right in,
and they all said "Seig Heil!" tickle my ass, taboo
There was a pretty young maid in there, taboo, taboo
There was a pretty young maid in there, taboo, taboo
There was a pretty young maid in there,
with blue eyes and blonde hair
and they all said "Seig Heil!" tickle my ass, taboo
They tied her to a feather bed, taboo, taboo
They tied her to a feather bed, taboo, taboo
They tied her to a feather bed,
and raped her til she was dead
and they all said "Seig Heil!" tickle my ass, taboo
Her father had an old shotgun, taboo, taboo
Her father had an old shotgun, taboo, taboo
Her father had an old shotgun,
and blew them all to Kingdom Come
and they all said "Seig Heil!" tickle my ass, taboo
Three German officers went to Hell, taboo, taboo
Three German officers went to Hell, taboo, taboo
Three German officers went to Hell,
and raped the Devil's wife as well
and they all said "Seig Heil!" tickle my ass, taboo...
MUSIC Posted On May 31, 2019 21:05:36
Men and women serving in the military have spent hours stomping around the base in well-constructed running formations yelling a repetitive song at the top of their lungs.
Military cadences, or close-order drill, date back hundreds of years as a signal to keep troops covered and aligned as they march forward in the battlefield. Now it’s primarily used to keep service members in step — landing their feet at the same time — causing a prideful beat.
Related: 5 great military cadences you haven’t thought about in years
Regardless, military cadences stain our memories like a top 40 hit on the radio. Once you hear it, let the rhythm teleport you to the good old days.
1. “Fired Up”
2. “You Can’t Break My Body Down”
3. “Mama, Mama Can’t You See?”
4. “I Used To Sit at Home All Day”
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9TINZP5FCs
5. “I Heard That in the Navy”
6. “My Grandma!”
Can you think of any others not listed? Comment below.
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