Don't let the Pixar propaganda fool you, folks. We have to remain woke on this one. The new Lightyear movie is a hoax. The
Disney and Pixar media machine will try and tell you that this upcoming movie is Buzz Lightyear's first outing as a solo star, but they don't want you to know the truth. Look at the grainy image below for proof. That's right; there was a Buzz Lightyear cartoon years ago that no one talks about. Now ask yourself, why would Disney want to
hide such a crucial piece of information related to the history of animated space travel? You got it; they feared Dreamworks would make it to the animated moon first. Hell, even the Dreamworks logo is fake. This whole thing goes deeper than you realize. How was Stanley Kubrick involved in this? Who watches the watchmen? If you want to know more about this Buzz Lightyear series
that isn't even on Disney +, check out the video linked above from Defunctland's YouTube page. Now, if anyone asks for me, just let them know that I had nothing to do with Cyrstal Pepsi, and I don't even know where all that tin foil came from.
I love the Roombas in this clip from "Hocus Pocus 2"
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Everyone knows the awful feeling; you have an important thought, but you don't have anywhere to jot it down, and before you know it the thought is gone. For those of us without a photographic memory, it's vital to be able to record our thoughts so they aren't lost forever. If you're someone who is sick of… READ THE RESTBecome a Microsoft Excel whiz for however much money you decide
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We think everyone can unanimously agree that, while nature can be absolutely stunning, there's danger afoot everywhere you walk. That's not to say you're primed for becoming a tasty bear snack every time you step out of your front door (unless you're a mountain person, in which case — yikes!), but emergencies happen. When all goes south,… READ THE REST